Two Faced people. A rare species, not in danger of extinction what-so-ever.
They travel in packs, in small or large numbers. Usually found near easily recognizable gathering places i.e. snack machines, coffee break rooms. Avoiding their prey, yet circling near them in anticipation of being caught. For this is the thrill they seek and live for.
How do you tell them from regular people?
Many studies have been done, yet the results are astounding and sometimes unreliable. Two Faced people can be very cunning.
- A visible sign: turning slightly red in the face when entering their territory i.e. the room.
- Babbling nonsense all of a sudden is an other sign, in the audible category.
- Excessive smiling towards you when before they talked rapidly and furiously to others of their species.
Then there are those who are masters at their tactics: these are difficult to spot for there are no signs (visual or audible) and are easy to trust. Yet somewhere in the back of your mind, you do have a primal instinct warning you are someone’s prey: hunted by the Two Faced.
What actions can you take when encountering this all too common breed?
Unfortunately, not much can be done. Avoidance could work, but has its flaws. Confronting them only works in 35% of all cases.
Precautionary measure: always stay somewhat aloof. It is known this Two Faced species have on occasion turned people to their creed. You could be next.
… does it show I just got back from my lunch break at work?